i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The air was thick with penises
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
