Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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