You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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