You're so nebulous sometimes
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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