I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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