i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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