It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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