you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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