: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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