Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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