Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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