Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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