there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
