I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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