You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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