So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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