Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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