I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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