Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She announced her abortion via fbk
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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