Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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