We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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