I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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