susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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