Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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