Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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