Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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