Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's official drugs can't kill me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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