whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just pee around me
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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