We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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