I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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