i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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