GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
