what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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