im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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