i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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