dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
