Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I need to calm my uterus...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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