Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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