1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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