yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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