I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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