your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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