found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My liver just had a heart attack.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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