i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have fence marks all over my body
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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