Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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