You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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