It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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