Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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