ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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