Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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