It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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