Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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