No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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