I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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