Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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