let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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