if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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