Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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