Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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